Everything was fine. My alter ego invented me, I started the blog, and everything was going along as it should. Then Mister Fancy-Pants opens a Twitter account of all things. But fine, I put up with that. Now I find out he’s gone and opened a facebook account too. I thought he had more intestinal fortitude than that, after all those tough words about wanting to be the last man standing not on facebook. And does he ask me to be his facebook friend? No! He says, listen, you’re just a character, blah, blah, blah. Maybe so, but I’m his character and the least he can do is be my friend. Sheeeesh.