The alarm jarred me out of deep sleep. I reached over to kill the beep and drew the clock close to my face. 5:18. Ok, up in a minute. I dozed off, then awoke again with a start. 5:26. Alright, alright, I’m up I’m up I’m up already.

Sitting up. 5:32. Ok. Getting mobile.

Brushed my teeth. Flossed. Shaved. Look at that crazy eyebrow hair. How did it get that long?.

Long hot shower. That’s what the Dr. ordered. Why am I so tired this morning?

Back in the bedroom, fishing around the closet in the dark for some clothes. Wait a second here. Why is it still so dark? Checked the clock – 2:06.

2:06?

“Hey it smells like you just took a shower.”

“I did.”

“What time is it?”

“Time for bed.”