Just about every time I visit my dental hygienist I fall asleep while she cleans my teeth. I realize it only when she nudges me and patiently says, “Open up please.” This time it wasn’t going to happen. Of course I did it again. I fell asleep in the dental chair.
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Yeah, that’s a gift. You were able to tune out her incessant babbling, too? You must have been tired. Or does she start off with a massage?
Har, you’re obviously jealous because my hygienist is better than your hygienist. My dentist rocks too by the way.
Oh, yeah, I am – my hygienist talks way too much and is over the top cheerful about the entire thing. I hardly ever see my dentist! I’m not even sure he’s still around.
I had no idea that was possible without sedation! o.O