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Covering all the Bases

Somebody slipped a flyer for a phychic under my wiper while I was parked at the drugstore this afternoon. This was no ordinary psychic with one or two specialties, oh no, no, no. She does palm, tarot, crystal, candle, face, full life, sand readings, aura, chakra, mind, body cleansing, and as a bonus, home blessings. She takes care of love, marriage, business and health problems, unnatural illnesses and skin disorders. She fixes up problems concerning children. If you have evil forces such as Jadoo, Obea, Black Magic or witchcraft destroying your family’s life, not a problem. Have you been wronged? No problem.

She can and will destroy all obstacles blocking God’s blessing from coming into you! She’s a 5th generation psychic with over 28 years of experiance. If other psychics have destroyed your trust and faith, she guarantees to restore all faith and solve all problems. No regrets, baby. 100% Accuracy & Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Also available for parties. And, on top of everything else, she’s in my neighbourhood.

 

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