I drove out to the grocery store down the street this afternoon. On the way back the car in front of me was cut off by another driver who decided to make a left turn from a side-street onto the main street right in front of him. When I say right in front of him I mean the driver in front of me slammed on his brakes to avoid t-boning the left turner. He honked his horn. The left turner, a young woman, flipped him the bird and screamed obscenities at him as she sped west, accelerating.

The end.