Now that I have done my bit for men’s health and raised some dough for Movember, I’ve decided to keep that moustache for a while. I’m thinking about a little Hercule Poirot fashion statement here. Tuffy P is helping me surf the cutting edge of that fashion experience. Yes friends, she bought me a bow tie. Now I have to learn to tie the darn thing. Fortunately, you can learn to do almost anything by consulting YouTube.

Since I grew the ‘stache, I keep getting asked the same question over and over….”Hey Eugene, did you get new glasses?”….to which I answer, “why yes, like a year ago”….The response to that is invariably, “oh c’mon now, you DID get new glasses.” These are the slings and arrows of being a fashion maven.