The other night I was sitting just about where I’m sitting now, practicing the banjo. In between my awkward and stumbling attempts at hammering out some tunes, I noticed the sound a tile makes when it’s being broken up with a tile nipper, so I sallied forth into the kitchen for a look. Sure enough, it was Tuffy P, at it again…
She’s added a bunny and an orange mushroom and more mosaics to another pair of cupboards.

Don’t encourage her…..
I am really concerned. Perhaps you should sleep with one eye open.