Celebrating my return home after my knee misadventure, I thought I ought to post some appropriate music. I couldn’t think of any songs about torn tendons, though. The closest I can come up with is Arthritis Blues performed by Ramblin’ Jack.
Celebrating my return home after my knee misadventure, I thought I ought to post some appropriate music. I couldn’t think of any songs about torn tendons, though. The closest I can come up with is Arthritis Blues performed by Ramblin’ Jack.
27th Street 
How about them knee wreckers
Aint they nice?
Walkin they dogs
Falling on the ice.
Wreckin they ankles
Wreckin they knees
Wreckin they joints
Easy as you please.
Look at them knee wreckers
Aint they sad
Wreckin they knees
Hurtin them bad
Them far trekking knee wreckers
Aint they dumb
Flying through the air
And landing on they bum
How to be a knee wrecker?
Aint much to it
Find yerself some ice
Reckon that will do it.
There is of course music that goes with this but you will have to borrow it from the Kingston Trio
Not bad.
We’ll have to write one.
Can’t bend can’t squat
Can’t move around a lot
Gotta put my feet up
When it starts to heat up
Mindin my own bix
When my foot when whiz
Next thing you know I’m sore
And I find out that it’s tore
Bad knee bent knee
Bum knee Some knee
Isn’t it ironic
Now I’ll be bionic
I’ll see myself out…
*biz*
Bravo!