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The Infiltrator (a brief movie review)

We caught a matinee screening of The Infiltrator today. This film, set in the 80s, stars Bryan Cranston as Customs agent Robert Mazur, undercover as corrupt businessman Bob Musella – helping cocaine cartel nasties launder their money in order to bust the lot of them. Diane Kruger did an excellent job as Musella’s charming undercover fiancee. This film is a true story, based on Mazur’s autobiography.

This flick moves right along, very suspenseful, well scripted and performed. If you like crime drama, you should enjoy this one.


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No Beer in Heaven

This post is inspired by a Tweet from my friend Vin.


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Atongo Zimba…

The Polkaholics….

Митко Таралежков и Бат’ Невен

UND Fighting Sioux Band



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Bananas Foster – the new Lazy Allen Story is up

I’ve posted the latest installment of The Lazy Allen Stories. It’s called Bananas Foster. I hope you enjoy it (and the others in the group as well).

For those of you who haven’t read any of these short-short stories, I’ve been posting them more or less regularly since October of 2015. I originally developed the characters and some of the plot ideas with a novel in mind. Somewhere along the road, I found myself mired in novel muck, and decided to put that aside and write some short-short stories featuring the same characters. These were to be stand-along stories. As I’ve been writing them, though, they have been evolving into kind of a serial, which works well with the blog format I’ve stuck them into.

You can read the latest story, or any of them on their own. If you like them, I encourage you to scroll down the stories page and start reading them as a group from the earliest (The Bottle & Can) to the most recent.

If you’re really head over heels about these stories and want to back this project, visit my Patreon page.

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More forest drawings and a story about making charcoal

Here are more little drawings I made while off on a little adventure in “cottage country” with the Newfs. Click on any image to enlarge. Apologies are in order for the inexcusably poor quality photos….I snapped them on a cabin table with an iphone while the rain poured down outside. I’ll get around to doing more fastidious documentation one of these days (maybe).

These drawings were all done in the woods. There were mosquitoes involved. I’d go into the forest with the dogs, find a place to settle down and draw, then started to work. It was hot and humid and there was a storm coming on. At first there were no bugs at all but after a few minutes of drawing a small number of mosquitoes would find me and go back to tell their pals the party had started. I suppose the level of detail in these drawings partly reflects the changing ferocity of the bugs.

At the same time, the choices I made in these drawings also reflects the medium. I did these with some beautiful homemade soft charcoal sticks on hot press watercolour paper. The paper is just 12X9 inches, and on each sheet I created a border using standard blue masking tape, which I removed after applying fixative to the finished drawings. The charcoal sticks ranged in size from 1/8 to 1/4 inch.

I don’t have too much to say about these drawings except to say that I completed a set of smallish, shaped encaustic paintings and strongly felt I had reached the end of something, although I’m not clear in my own mind what that really means. I decided to stop painting for a time and go out and draw in the world for a while.  The first ones were larger pencil drawings I did in our garden. I don’t know where this little drawing adventure will take me and for now I’m not worrying about it too much. I’m just drawing.

For years, Sheila (AKA Tuffy P) and I, along with our Ron Bloore and Tim Noonan and Ardis Breeze, went out painting and drawing in the landscape together. I’ve written about this before on this blog. We called it Sunday Painting. Somehow or another Bloore was the glue that kept this going I suppose because when his health no longer allowed him to go out drawing, the regular trips to the woods stopped. Some of Bloore’s Sunday drawings are hanging around our house these days, and when I look at them, I can remember where we were when he drew them, and a hundred stories around those trips. I think looking at these drawings may be part of the spark which brought me outdoors with blocks of paper and a bag of drawing tools.

By the way, from the shameless self-promotion department, I’ll be having a solo exhibition at Yumart Gallery at 401 Richmond St in Toronto opening September 10. It will feature the new encaustics, a selection of older paintings which for one reason or another continue to strongly resonate with me, as well as a few of the recent pencil drawings.


Let me tell you a story about the charcoal I mentioned. Many years ago, back in the 80s, an old friend (a wonderful artist named Robert Bowers) and I, worked on the problem of making really great drawing charcoal. Good charcoal typically came from Belgium at the time, as I recall, and was really expensive. It was Robert’s idea to become do-it-yourself charcoal makers. I often thought if he hadn’t become an artist, he would have been a mad inventor. Maybe the two are not that far apart. Robert had a good general idea about how it was made, but but our early attempts were only marginally successful. We got better at it with each batch.

The best wood turned out to be driftwood willow gathered at Hanlan’s Point beach on the Toronto Islands. This was way back before Hanlan’s became a nude beach, complete with the nude beach snobs (who recently have been behaving rudely to non-nude bathers). Robert, who could be very funny,  dubbed the place the “Vernal Twiggery”. Even back then, though, it turned out this was a meeting spot for lonely souls looking to hook up, so we had to be careful our quest for willow twigs didn’t unearth any friggery in the twiggery, as we called it at the time.

We’d go over to the island with a bottle of wine, a picnic lunch, and our charcoal making gear, and gather twigs on and about the beach. We’d  bring along the official Canada Fine Art Charcoal kilns, which were two very large tomato cans. Of course every kiln needs a kiln lid (tin foil with holes punched through it). Charcoal is not burned wood. It’s wood which has had the liquids and gasses distilled out of it. To do this without burning the wood, you have to heat it while restricting the supply of oxygen available. We would dig Canada Fine Art Charcoal kiln pits (translate: we’d dig down a few inches into the beach sand), and start a little fire. While the fire turned to hot coals, we’d cut willow twigs to length and stack them vertically into the kilns until each kiln was as full as possible with twigs. I suppose it’s possible to calculate the best temperature of the fire, but we figured it out as we figured everything out, by trial and error. Next we’d put the kilns on the fire and fasten the lids. As the fire heated the wood in the kilns, gas was released. We would light the gas coming from the holes with a match. As soon as those flames went out, we’d close the secondary lid (translate: add a piece of tinfoil without holes), and using a couple bigger sticks, remove the kilns from the fire. We learned that after the the flames went out, the wood was in danger of burning if we didn’t seal up the lids and get the kilns off the fire.

We learned  that if the charcoal cooled too fast, it tended to break, but if we had more sand pits prepared, inserted each hot kiln in a cooling pit and surrounded it with beach sand, the amount of breakage was reduced to close to zero.

We may possibly have made the best artists’ charcoal on the planet. It’s soft and has a wonderfully broad dynamic range and it’s a joy to draw with. I kept a few bags of it and have been slowly using it up over the years. I still have enough for quite a lot of drawings all these years later. I’ve been out of touch with Robert for quite a few years. I hope he’s doing well out there wherever he is. I wonder if he still has some Canada Fine Art Charcoal, Number 1 Grade A Premium?

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Failed attempt to buy a patio door…

The sliding patio door leading to our deck out back needs to be replaced, so I’ve been shopping around trying to figure out what to get. The first thing I discovered is that the price range for these things is huge, with installed prices ranging from just over $1,000 to several thousand bucks. The second thing I discovered is that nobody wants to simply tell me the price. They all want to send a guy over to measure, even though I know our door is a standard size. There are options. There is an opportunity to up-sell the job. One outfit (Lowes) told me they would like me to pay to have a guy come and measure, with the fee refunded if I buy from then.

Finally I arranged for a guy from Casa Bella Windows to come by and measure and confirm the price. Their patio door seemed pretty well-built (I drove up to their showroom for a look) and there price was acceptable. It wasn’t the cheapest, but it seemed a fair price for a well-built unit. I emailed the rep. Go ahead with the job, I said.

The Casa Bella rep then mailed me a 9 page paperwork package. That was about the last thing I expected. I read it through. They wanted me to pay them half up front, but the contract failed to spell out any timeline. They insisted I sign a contract, but it looked like the contract was set up for their benefit and not at all for ours.

The way I figured it, the door I wanted was standard size. They must sell quite a few of them. I wouldn’t doubt it if they kept a few in stock. The total cost of the job included installation and disposal of the old door. A reasonable deposit in my mind was $500. It says I’m serious but it is low enough that it encourages the company to get to the job in order to get payed.

I pushed back. I’ve bought vehicles with less paperwork. This job isn’t that big a deal.  In my mind there was no need for a contract at all and certainly no need for such a huge deposit. I figured we would not be able to do business with them but I suggested to Casa Bella guy in an email that a 1/2 deposit seemed excessive and that $500 was more reasonable. I told him that for 1/2 deposit I wanted either a deadline in the contract, after which we could cancel the order and get our deposit back at our discretion (I suggested October 7) or a penalty in the contract, such that for every week or partial week the job was late, it would be discounted by 5%. I figured if he wanted my business, he would come back with: sure $500 is fine, we’ll schedule the installation.

This is what I got back instead:

I do agree, the agreement forms are a lot of paperwork but we like to make sure we explain everything and the customer are aware of everything that will undertake when we come to install the windows/doors, that way there are no surprises. In terms of the 50% deposit, it mostly due to the fact that everything is custom made for the customer’s home and their current opening. Unfortunately because we are in the construction industry, we are not able to agree to the late penalty as we have to account for circumstances that may be out of our control such as the weather, where it may rain for three weeks and there is nothing that we can do about it. On the other hand we have been in business for over 60 years and most of our business is based of referrals, so we do try our best to accommodate our customers to ensure they are happy with the overall experience. That being said the first week of October (before October 7th) should not be a problem and as soon as I have the forms signed and the order processed I can definitely try to get you a date well in advance in order to avoid any confusions and any issues.

And so it’s back to the drawing board. I’m not going to do business with these folks. Am I being unreasonable?

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I wish it would rain

Let’s keep that soul theme going a bit longer. Here’s The Temptations performing I Wish it Would Rain.

I was out playing Go last night with my friend Vox (who played extremely well and beat me 5 games to 2) and while it was muggy by the time I got home, there was no rain. At some point overnight, a little must have fallen as things were wet when we awoke this morning. Unfortunately, it was short-lived and it’s already evaporating. Gray skies persist and I’m hoping for a healthy thunderstorm this afternoon. We sure could use a good downpour to break this heat.

UPDATE: 2:45 PM Mother Nature like soul. It’s been raining for some time. Severe thunderstorm warnings in effect.