I was reading my favourite Zombie’s post about Calgary after the flood. It’s been a while since I’ve been out that way, but I always have a great time every time I’m there. Never mind that one of the best trout rivers in North America flows through town. Never mind that it’s a short drive to the Livingstone River and just a little further to the Old Man and what might be my favourite trout stream (and I’ve fly fished some of the best), The Crowsnest. I’m totally impressed with the people of Calgary and the positive spirit in which they have weathered this storm. And, I’m totally impressed with their mayor, Naheed Nenshi. Dear people of Calgary. I know you need him right now, but once things are settled, could we maybe borrow Mr. Nenshi for a little while?
27th Street 
Because you are such a good friend, you can borrow our mayor for the weekend. But we will require you to sign a waiver and put down a deposit.
No problem. You can hold onto our Mayor during the period of the loan. That way you’ll know you’ll get Mr. Nenshi back on time.