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One more little taste….

Staashu sat on his own at the bar so I wandered over to say hi.

“Hey Staash.”

“How you doing, Duane?”

“Same old. I thought you were sick, brother. I ain’t seen you at work all week.”

“Sick and tired of fuckin’ workin’, that’s for sure. Hey Ruby, beer and a shot darlin’.”

“Coming up. Usual for you, Duane?”

“Yeah, what’s on tonight?”

“Fish ‘n chips.”

“Sounds good.”

“S’bina’s been looking for you, Staash.”

“Yeah yeah, it’s good to be wanted Ruby, seek and ye shall find, baby”.

 

Ruby wasn’t impressed. “She’s crazy for you man. You should treat her right.”

“Crazy for you. The Crazy for You Polka.”

“I mean it Staash. That girl thinks the world of you.”

 

Ruby was right. We could all see Sabina was head over heels for Staashu. Staash, he wasn’t exactly the attentive boyfriend type if you know what I mean. Ruby brought our drinks and Staash grunted.

“Staashu, maybe you should ease up for a while?”

“Hey Ruby, thanks. I’m fine, OK?”

“It’s just S’bina’s been looking for you and she’s not going to be happy with what she finds, babe.”

“You’re alright, Ruby, you know that?

“I’m serious, Staashu.”

“Yeah yeah, you got some matches there darlin’?”

Ruby handed him a book of matches with Toronto Brake Service on the cover – we fix it til it brakes for Christ’s sake. “Merci Merci Mrs. Percy.” He struck a match and lit up his cigarette, inhaling the smoke deep in his lungs. “The Smoke that Cigarette Polka, Ruby. The Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette Polka.” Staashu laughed, and exhaled a stream of smoke. He was giddy and acting strangely.

“What’s this polka-this-polka-that shit tonight Staash? What the hell’s wrong with you?”

“Not a damned thing Ruby, not a god-damned thing. I’m on top of the world. “

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Excerpt…

Here’s a little excerpt from something I’ve been writing. Let’s call it a retirement project because by the time I’m finished it I’ll be retired, that’s how slow it’s going. I guess eventually it’s going to be a novel. I’ve learned that I write fiction much like I make paintings. I have to see the words, change the words, erase the words, rebuild, edit, snip, rewrite, rethink. Maybe I have a third of a novel typed up and another third floating around my ever so small brain, but I’m a stubborn guy and one of these days I’ll see the light at the end of the tunnel. I’m going in for another rewrite and who knows what will happen when I do that. It might be unrecognizable. I like this passage though, so I thought I’d throw it out here and let just this one snippet see the light of day. As for the rest of it, for now it’s nobody’s business but my own. There’s a bit of raw language here. I hope you can adjust.

This was the first anyone heard of Staash Duda’s newfound obsession with the polka. Not that he didn’t know polka because he did. I remember way back, when I was teaching little eleven year old Staashu accordion. Back then he liked to be called Stanley, but nobody’s called him that since he was a teenager. He was a natural from the start, a real natural. Even as a kid, he could handle the difficult moves. It was a joy to watch him learn a new song, master it and make it his own. I was still active in music back then and I was gigging and teaching and recording some too, and between all three, I was doing pretty good. Sometimes, I’d take off on the road for a couple months and my students they’d just have to wait. That was just the way it was. That was the deal, take it or leave it. I taught Staashu for five years and by the end, that boy had some chops, believe me.

Staashu’s polka days ended, at least the first time around, when he was sixteen and the city tore down the old St. Basil’s church. Staash bought the church organ from the wreckers for a couple hundred bucks. It was a Hammond C3. The C3 model was a tone-wheel draw-bar organ, complete with bass pedals. It was just about the same as its famous cousin the B3, except it was made for the Jesus market. It was a monster, but a beautiful monster if you know what I mean. Instead of just the four legs, this organ had what they called modesty panels, so you couldn’t see the player’s feet and legs. Staash did a strip-down job on it right away, trying to make it as light as possible.

By this time, Staashu was listening to Jimmy Smith and Brother Jack McDuff and even old Fats Waller records and was no longer interested in anything I had to teach him. He was invincible and immortal and he knew it all and polka was just some old shit from another time. That’s what happens with every generation though, isn’t it? The kids really know how to make you feel old.

One day I said to him, “Hey Staashu, you know I played with Jimmy Smith once.” I was messing with him because he thought he was already Mr. Hotshot organ player but it was true. Staashu thought I was all talk. “No fuckin’ way. Don’t give me your shit, Duane.”

“I shit you not, Staashu. I wasn’t in his band or nothing like that, but I sat in on piano one night for a couple songs.”

“Duane, Jesus, man. I know you were on the road a lot but don’t shit me with your lame-assed fuckin’ stories. If you were so damned good, why’d you quit?” The boy had a mouth on him.

That night I dug through some boxes and found the old black and white photo of me and Jimmy Smith. Jimmy was sitting at his stool and I was standing beside him with my hand on his shoulder. I was twenty-four years old and I was on top of the world and I had this big old grin on my face. At the bottom of the photo it was signed by Jimmy. “Duane, It was a great to play Back at the Chicken Shack with you. Your friend Jimmy Smith”. Those was some days. That photo had sat in a drawer for years. I slid it into an old drugstore frame and hung it on the wall by the kitchen table.

One day, Staash dropped by with a bowl of cabbage rolls, a little care package from his mother Beattie. When he walked in the kitchen he noticed the photo right away.
“Well, shit, Duane.”
“Tell Beattie I really appreciate the gwampki, Staashu.”
“OK Duane.” He nodded at the photo, “Hey listen, I’m sorry man for what I said.”
“It’s OK Staash. I wouldn’t have believed me either.”
“What was he like?”
“Jimmy?”
“Who you think I mean?”
“He was an alright guy, Staash. He heard me play with a little quartet I had going on for a while. I was mostly playing piano at that time. I call it my “jazz phase”. Anyways, I was at one of Jimmy’s gigs down in St. Louis and damned if he didn’t see me at a table and he remembered me. Imagine that, he remembered me and then he called me up on stage. I was terrified at first. I mean, it was goddamn Jimmy Smith. We did Summertime and then Back at the Chicken Shack and Staashu I swear to God Jimmy Smith gave me a solo on Chicken Shack.”
“Sheeit”
“You said it man, you said it.” Those was some days.

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Drying mushrooms for art???

Somebody entered “drying mushrooms for art” into a search engine and somehow or another, they wound up on my little island in the sun. Allow me to make a correction. That should be “drying mushrooms for winter” or “drying mushrooms for food” or even “drying mushrooms for soups and stews” but “drying mushrooms for art?” Nope, I never suggested that. Sorry pal.

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Mr. Prince

Hey guess what? We’re going to see Prince on Saturday evening! I’m not big on these huge stadium shows anymore, but I have to say we were at a Prince show a few years ago and it was really fantastic, so when Tuffy P suggested we go, I arranged for a new mortgage on Anchovy World Headquarters and ordered up a pair of tickets. I know it’s going to be great.

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Oil Paint

In my life as a painter, I haven’t been dedicated to using a particular type of paint. Instead, I’ve gone through phases in which I’ve painted with oils or with acrylics. Both have interesting characteristics and depending on the work I’m doing, I’m comfortable with either. It’s been a while since I’ve worked with oil paint, but this afternoon I pulled out my boxes of oils, my turps, my stand oil, my alkyd medium and my cold wax medium.

Compared to oils, acrylic is a devil may care medium. Brush it on; pour it on; slop it on – incredibly forgiving. It sticks very well. It can be thinned with water or with various kinds of goop. It dries fast, and it’s almost indestructable.

Oil paints on the other hand, are far less forgiving. To start with, if you’re not careful your paint will crack. Admittedly, sometimes, I’ve wanted my paint to crack, but it’s good to be in control of what’s happening. Every oil painter knows the phrase, “never lean on fat” It means that if you put oil paint thinned with turpentine on top of oil paint thinned with oil, it will crack 100% of the time.

Oil paint also offers a fantastic variety of textures. It takes some time to dry, and some colours take longer than others. At different points in the drying process, the paint has different characteristics, and you can take advantage of that. It also offers up the greatest variety of surface quality, and it doesn’t look like plastic.

I’ve started a new series of paintings, and as usual, I don’t know where they will take me. I was talking about this the other day with my friend CB, who shares some ideas about this approach. Actually, I really admire painters who conceive of their paintings as a completed vision, then execute them. This is something I never do. In fact, sometimes, I look at paintings I made years ago and think, how did I make that painting, how did I get there. When I’m working on new paintings, I’m well tuned to the history of each painting, the problems, the inventions, digressions, the dead-end ideas, great moves that I’ve killed off because as good as they are, they’re bad for the painting. Later, years later, when I look at a painting, I no longer see the story, just the painting.

When I pulled out my boxes of oil paint, I was pleased to see I had plenty of white and black and a good selection of colours, at least enough to get me going. Some of the lids on the tubes seemed to be fused on, but vice-grips helped with that.  Other than that, these paints are all in good shape, even though I haven’t used them in some time. I have just enough turps to keep my brushes clean until I get a new tin.

Time will tell what will come out of this new adventure in the studio. I haven’t shown my paintings in a while now, although I have enough unshown work to put on a large exhibition. One of these days, maybe I’ll cobble together an exhibition somewhere or another. In the meantime, I feel some painting coming on….

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