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Monday afternoon in the Enchanted Mushroom Forest

Ash Boletes

There were plenty of Ash Boletes in the forest today. These are edible but most people say they aren’t very palatable. Since I almost always get lots of choice mushrooms when these are fruiting, I’ve never tried eating one.

lots of boletes

Many of these boletes had been a buffet dinner for bugs and slugs, but I picked some good ones.

I don’t know what this fungi is attacking the stump, but it makes for a beautiful shot.

amanita

This is the first amanita I’ve seen all season. You can see the vulva wrapping around the base. Although there are some edible amanitas, this genus also contains some of the most deadly nasty bad-assed mushrooms we have, so my rule is to not ever eat any amanitas. Better safe than dead.

Today I picked chanterelles, hedgehogs, two types of boletes and lobsters for the table. Not bad at all.

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The cost of air

I can recall a day when gas stations made air available for their customers at no charge. But then, that was when filling station attendants provided other services as well, such as filling the gas tank of the car, checking the oil and cleaning windshields. Back in those days, rock ‘n roll stars sang tunes about cars.

Nobody is going to write songs about cars today. I can’t even imagine a song about a “hybrid” or a “cross-over” or a “mini-van”.

At some point and I don’t know exactly when it happened, the old air pumps were removed from gas stations and air vending machines were installed. Suddenly topping up your tires cost $0.25. Then one day it doubled and that little blast of air cost $0.50.

So why am I going on about all this? Yesterday, Tuffy P was driving the Anchovy-mobile and the back left tire went flat as she was arriving at her destination. I headed for the scene and changed the tire. The Anchovy-mobile, an old Corolla, came equipped with a real tire as a spare, not just one of those stop-gap donuts. I had no idea. This was the first flat with this car. However, this tire, while drive-able, was a little low on air, so off I went to visit a gas station, armed with two quarters thoughtfully provided by Tuffy P. Imagine my surprise to discover the cost of air had doubled again to $1.00. Obviously this station provided better quality air. Nature’s air. Premium hi-test air. I trundled into the station to ask the attendent if he would kindly give me two loonies for a toonie so I could use the air machine.

Buddy in the gas station was a prince among men. Either that or he was short on change. “It’s OK”, he said. “Just press the button. I have it turned on in here.  Your air is free today.”

 

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It’s not all fun and games….

I’ve been posting all these drinking songs and that might lead you to believe I think this drinking business is all fun and games. No no no. Today I’d like to feature a tune about what happens when things get carried away. Drinking song #39 is an old gospel number, possibly a Carter Family tune (please correct me if I’m wrong on that) called Kneeling Drunkard’s Plea. Thanks go out to my pal East Texas Red for suggesting this one.

Here’s Johnny

I haven’t looked this up but it seems to me that Mr. Cash was accompanied by members of Tom Petty’s band, The Heartbreakers, on this one.

Now let’s go back a bit and hear a couple older versions (#40). The Louvin Brothers did a lovely slower version.

Finally (#41), here’s June Carter Cash. Perfect. You can hear the weight of the world in her voice.

 

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Persistent Business

This summer, I decided I would start getting haircuts at a barber in my neighbourhood. It happens that there is one on Lakeshore, a short walk from 27th Street – between Baba Ali’s excellent falafel place and our vet’s, the Long Branch Animal Clinic. Like the hardware store nearby, the barber shop has been a fixture in this area as long as most people can remember.

It’s called Danny’s and it’s run by a guy named Danny. At one time, I suppose the other chairs in the place were worked by other barbers. Now, it looks like it’s just Danny, and he has the chair closest to the window. While he was cutting my hair, I asked Danny how long he had been cutting hair on the Lakeshore. He told me he had been there a long time, a very long time, and then said he started there in 1960, which happens to be the same year in which I was born.

This fellow has been cutting hair in that storefront for my entire life. I thought about how many hair cuts he’s done. Let’s say, just for fun, that he averages 10 cuts each day. I don’t know if that’s a realistic estimate or not. The first time I was in there, he was busy – there were three people in front of me. But then, I can imagine it might get slow during the week. Let’s just say 10 cuts each day. That’s 50 cuts each week, working a five day week, and 200 cuts each month. Let’s assume he takes a month of holidays each year. It that’s the case, he does about 2200 cuts each year, and over a period of 50 years, that looks like 110,000 hair cuts. That’s a lot of hair cuts.

I asked if the neighbourhood had changed a lot over the years. He said that it had, and in his opinion, it has changed for the worse. He said we don’t have the kind of industry we used to have that provided jobs for people who lived around here – like Goodyear and the paint factory. Now, he told me, there are still lots of people living in the neighbourhood, but most of them work outside the community. And, they shop in malls, where they can do all their shopping in one place. This has made it tough on businesses in the area. What he said has a ring of truth. Both Tuffy P and I, for instance, work outside the neighbourhood. We do patronize a number of the local businesses, but for many things we shop outside the area, even though neither of us go to malls very often.

We can see that it’s tough for a small business to make it along the Lakeshore through Long Branch, New Toronto and Mimico yet there are still quite a few businesses that seem to be thriving. That includes some new businesses. The population base in the community seems to be growing on the basis of some new condos being built. Hopefully, that will provide a bigger customer base for local businesses.

Talking with Danny today reminded me to try to support local businesses whenever I can.

 

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Drunker’s Lament #polkaholic

Until today, I haven’t focused our little list of drinking songs on the polka. Drinking Song #35 features the Concertina All Stars performing The Drunker’s Lament. I love the dancers in this video.

And for #36 here’s Walter Ostanek and friends performing The Bartender’s Polka

Brave Combo does a great version of Down at the Friendly Tavern (#37)

Finally, here’s Scrubby and Trojak performing Life of a Drunk (#38). Let’s polka, friends